Telepathic Feelings: Bathmat3000's Artist Take

Bathmat3000 is the second generation of online feminine mind-readers and her account can be found here. Click to understand the glamorous women in your life, click to try but you will never understand...

I will always wanna scroll Bathmat3000 because ummmmmmmmmmmmm

I will always wanna scroll this page because I'm model-pretty stonergirl and blogging is my bread and butter.

I will always wanna scroll this page because sometimes I see my little girl self in the affirmation posts and sometimes I see my future self who is glam like me but has more 💲.

there's no credit on the images because its posted for the feeling

The only straight man who I follow who also follows bathmat is Ariel Pink...

We sent Andy to ask the questions because she's elite.

HOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR: Bath Mats are gross. Is that why that’s your username?

I was standing on a bathmat when I chose my username.

If your boyfriend went to the strip club; would you break up with him?

Probably #leovenus

Would you have gone to Epstein’s Island?

Y’all wanna know what like the BEST filling maybe of all time? Definitely of all time, the best feeling of all time is when - okay. You know the blent you smoked this morning? The one you woked up to roll. That one. Okay. And then but you only smoke half of it. Okay. And then you work all day long. You go to fuckin work, you do the fuckin job real fuckin good. You’re like-you’re the best. You do everything you boss asks of you. You are real fuckin cordial with your coworkers. All the customers love you. All these custies come in and they just like they think you’re the greatest. You’re the greatest of all time. You worked all day long. In theEeEnd, you come home, and you smoke the other half of that blent. That’s the greatest feeling ever ‘cause it’s just like so…it’s…this is some old-ass shit too! Like…I’m a grown-ass woman, I’m an adult. And this is my laife. That’s, theHEH, that’s the breakdown of my everyday life for y’all. It’s……incredible. My fat…my fat fabuhlous life. Iiii’m about to get so fucking high, too. Sooo hiiiigh. I’m gonna li-should I light it on camera? Should she light it on CAMERA? Hell yeah, she should light it on camera. Actually, I can’t because I gotta, um, I gotta use both of my hand. I’m using my hand to hold my phone. Oh my god, that’s not, uh, that’s not me, I’m not that fat. Speaking of that, I need to work out. But the thANG is is that I feel like I walk so much, like, living here, you knoooow. Like, I just can-I can’t. I don’t wanna work out. I wanna like - shit. I wanna, like, get back actIIIVE? Like, maybe, like…nobody wanna be in a…no one wanna do…no one wanna play with me. No one wanna play volleyball with me. No one wanna play fuckin nerd shit with me. Everybody I-Everybody I know just wanna get fucked up. I need some better friends. I need people who wanna do shit, you know? Like, I don’t wanna fuckin just get fucked up all the time. And like…that’s a waste of your laife. Like, I wanna be active. I wanna snowboooard or whatever. Oh my-I’m so high already, you guys. That’s the per-this is the perks of life.

Re: Epstein he used the term Pizza Party; aka Pizza to describe girls / shipments probably. What would be your cover name for a secret operation?

Y’all wanna know what like the BEST filling maybe of all time? Definitely of all time, the best feeling of all time is when - okay. You know the blent you smoked this morning? The one you woked up to roll. That one. Okay. And then but you only smoke half of it. Okay. And then you work all day long. You go to fuckin work, you do the fuckin job real fuckin good. You’re like-you’re the best. You do everything you boss asks of you. You are real fuckin cordial with your coworkers. All the customers love you. All these custies come in and they just like they think you’re the greatest. You’re the greatest of all time. You worked all day long. In theEeEnd, you come home, and you smoke the other half of that blent. That’s the greatest feeling ever ‘cause it’s just like so…it’s…this is some old-ass shit too! Like…I’m a grown-ass woman, I’m an adult. And this is my laife. That’s, theHEH, that’s the breakdown of my everyday life for y’all. It’s……incredible. My fat…my fat fabuhlous life. Iiii’m about to get so fucking high, too. Sooo hiiiigh. I’m gonna li-should I light it on camera? Should she light it on CAMERA? Hell yeah, she should light it on camera. Actually, I can’t because I gotta, um, I gotta use both of my hand. I’m using my hand to hold my phone. Oh my god, that’s not, uh, that’s not me, I’m not that fat. Speaking of that, I need to work out. But the thANG is is that I feel like I walk so much, like, living here, you knoooow. Like, I just can-I can’t. I don’t wanna work out. I wanna like - shit. I wanna, like, get back actIIIVE? Like, maybe, like…nobody wanna be in a…no one wanna do…no one wanna play with me. No one wanna play volleyball with me. No one wanna play fuckin nerd shit with me. Everybody I-Everybody I know just wanna get fucked up. I need some better friends. I need people who wanna do shit, you know? Like, I don’t wanna fuckin just get fucked up all the time. And like…that’s a waste of your laife. Like, I wanna be active. I wanna snowboooard or whatever. Oh my-I’m so high already, you guys. That’s the per-this is the perks of life.

Insert Favourite Meme ever.

Did Catherine Zeta Jones actually post this?

In my heart she did

What’s your screen time?

Bad.

Relationship to your schizophrenic device?

Homoerotic codependent female friendship

Where do you scroll and find most?

Mostly tumblr but the gals on pinterest have been resonating w me lately.

How would you describe your iG page? Curation? Moodboard? Dump?

Curation of what I feel or what I think someone else feels or what I think everyone's feeling or something I noticed in someone I don't even know.

Have you ever posted cancellable content?

No I'm perfect and don't make mistakes

Favourite Porn website?

https://m.ok.ru/video/903023692335

Favorite Account on Ig?

baileyjmills99

Favourite Youtube Channel?

lushiousmassacr

If IG was deleted tomorrow would you be ok darling?

Actually, no 🪽

Selfie:

Pic of Feet ( can be in socks):

Ok but yall are only getting one foot.

Dream Blunt Rotation?

Timmy Thick, Emma Mae Jenkins, Woah Vicky, Slavoj Zizek, and my gay ex bf

My name is also Andrea. It means brave. Are you?

Yes and no and yes and no.

What do you do for $?

Suffer

What do you spend most $ ?

Shows and alcohol.

Favourite fast food in Texas?

The fast food here is rly not that good. Growing up in PR showed me that nothing compares to the church’s chicken over there.

Texas Lit or You want to move away?

Ive always wanted to leave but I luv my ppl here so idk:/

What Foot Tattoo would you get?

None, it'd feel ugly.

Who are you currently listening to?

Kesha, beverly hills mom, blonde suppermacy, eatmewhileimhot, a lot of 80s music

Why should people follow you?

To See Within A Beautiful Latina Balkan Woman's Heart