Reviews

Review / 20 January 2026 / By: Kat Kitay / ½

Review of 'Barbie Fashionistas Doll #245 (Autistic Barbie)' at Mattel inc.

One autist on another...

Lo, Autistic Barbie, daughter of Mattel, Inc., nubile identity doll, is born. Bearing a teensy fidget spinner and iPad communication aide, this Barbie is sanctioned by the Autistic Self Advocacy Network. Her uncanny visage joins a lineup that includes Down Syndrome Barbie, Blind Barbie, and Broken-Arm Barbie—the "Diversity Barbies," you might call them.

But I propose an alternative name: the “Biopower Barbies,” or alternatively “Foucault’s Angels.”

Autistic Barbie and her compatriots are both cutie-pies and population control apparatus. Wearing her striped purple dress, Autistic Barbie exerts pastoral power: With love and affection always, she shepherds naïve subjects into nanny-state segmentations that arrogate to define the personalities of tomorrow.

Parents might use her to teach their children the specialized verbiage of care and control starting from the earliest moments of self-awareness. These are new heights of influence for Barbie, who once merely enforced the social norm for femininity. Now she is free to patrol the contours of neurotypicality.

In her world, the touchscreen replaces the human voice, and the fidget spinner simulates a meaningful occupation. She carries with her the gift of the medical establishment, and reminds the rest of us to demand our rightful alienation, too. She is the harbinger of a new Western psyche—an Autistic Civilization that, as the DSM-5 instructs, cannot recognize human emotion.


Review / 9 January 2026 / By: Dirk Diggler /

Germanness or Omni-Casuality at Maureen Paley, Review by Dirk Diggler

Germanness or Omni-Casuality at Maureen Palel by Dirk Diggler

Maureen Paley, Build from Here, Wolfgang Tillmans, 3 October – 20 December 2025 Sprüth Magers...

A late December Saturday afternoon trawl of galleries offering their end-of-year shows netted two specimens of note. Firstly: Maureen Paley, Build from Here, Wolfgang Tillmans. Maureen occupied 21 Herald Street for over two decades. She was moved out to make way for redevelopment six years ago; given the context of London’s post-2000s boom in crass, viral, "render-core" territorialisation, coming as it did shortly before Covid and the onslaught of Brexit, it was a sad state of affairs.

The actual space has some history from when Tillmans used it as his studio and hosted some very debauched parties there in the 1990s and 2000s; I recall a performance of drag queens giving a fake baby in its buggy a particularly rough ride. I once staggered out of one needing to buy some sobering crack, only to find myself driving down Whitechapel High Street on the wrong side of the road. Later, in 2011, Hotel gallery hosted a show of Keith Farquhar’s sculpture here; at the opening, I watched while a visiting writer snorted a couple of lines of morphine off one of the artworks.

But in these more somber times, the show isn’t really about the art; it’s more about the apparition of Paley’s return to Herald Street. There’s no mystery about the show; Tillmans is often used to herald the opening of one of her new spaces. It’s more her return—like Napoleon escaping from Elba—that interests me. This latest manifestation of her roster of galleries is a statement of intent, almost revenge. Entering the gallery, the first detail is the newly restored handrail of the balustrade: perfectly fitted, pale grey rubber. The fanatical painting of stairs and walls only prepares you for the first floor.

Stepping into the gallery, I thought, maybe I had died and was journeying through the tunnel of light to the afterlife, as I was hit by the force of the whitest, blindingly bright light my retinas have ever had to deal with.
Maybe ASML had installed a clean room, or I was coming to in an operating theatre after having been hit by a bus.

The extremist level of sterile clinicality burned into my consciousness; I could imagine a fly’s worst nightmare would be to have found its way in here on a balmy summer day with absolutely nowhere to hide.

The door to the office is an exact replica of the one from 21 Herald Street—it may even be the same door that has been sitting in storage for the last half-decade. Its polished stainless steel frame holds a single pane of toughened glass, and into this intense environment, a display of Tillmans' photographs, photocopies, and paper works lurks.

It’s hard not to see Tillmans' work as an exposure of him as a figure. In many ways, he is the German version of a YBA artist; coming of age as he did during that heated 90s era, he perhaps suffers slightly from a constraint common to much of their work: early success putting the brake on development.

Much of his output seems to rest in a self-contained appreciation that the spectator needs to "know," but in actual fact, like his British contemporaries, he seems stuck within a banality of his own making.
It ends up feeling like an echo of the worst of day-to-day German culture -—a kind of normcore, "omni-casual" style that hides a very thin interior.

It’s hard to think about his work (and there’s a lot of it) without simultaneously seeing the image of the artist himself as a clinician. In so being, the artist and his production help to back up the return of Paley to Herald Street in a fastidious examination of the accumulation of tedium that our present day will be noted for…


Review / 12 January 2026 / By: Dirk Diggler /

"Seriously" at Sprüth Magers Review by Dirk Diggler

Meanwhile, in another part of town…

Seriously, Curated by Nana Bahlmann, 21 November 2025 – 31 January 2026

Seventy-one artists have been summoned into the show Seriously, curated by Nana Bahlmann. Sprüth Magers, along with their fellow mega-gallery owners, from time to time host group shows that easily rival those of museums—even if they are sometimes employed to contextualize their primary artists with historical works and test out fresh talent. ### This show is a "banger." One doesn’t need to compare it with a fellow group show around the corner at Pace (which is terrible); this one stands on its own as an utter tour de force—and I mean force, as in: open your eyes and get sucked in and off. There’s too much to really give it credit in the space of this short review.

Perhaps the biggest mention should go to the curator; Nana Bahlmann, each room makes utter sense without having to know why or read the press release. From the first work - —Andreas Gursky’s Desk Attendants, Provinzial, Düsseldorf, 1982, a work that literally welcomes you - —to each wall arrangement, the composition, balance, and juxtaposition are first-rate.

Running through the works on show, the carousel in my mind shutters one image after another: buried artist, large breasts, big tits, acid dissolving, dogs watching porn, dildos, toys, Elvis, Kiss, banana eating, smoking child, water towers…

While the idea of photography, as Barthes put it, was the noeme (the essence) - —which isn’t really correct anymore as AI is dissolving this myth -—it is most often the distillation of people into images, usually posing or caught candidly in front of the photographer. The resulting image is a document of the relationship between photographer and subject, probably best examplified by the upcoming Nan Goldin show, The Ballad of Sexual Dependency, at Gagosian.

This show isn't that. This show is very funny, in part because the artists have really thought about the image they are making. It's not that photographers don't, but what they tend to do when "smudging" their subjects is rely on their personality as perceived by the subject, resulting in an intimate, personal moment that we spectators look on as a third party.

As witnesses giving light to our sense of observing a fellow being, we are caught in a moment of imagining ourselves in the scene -—a desire that almost immediately decays: gone forever, rendered unto death. But these artists, for the most part, are not doing this; instead, they have crafted into images the pause that humor needs to create the moment of confusion and wonder that jokes require in order to trigger the "LOL" response.

It would be impossible not to mention that among the works on show is Ceal Floyer’s work 644 (2025), which sees a photographed field of sheep, each being numbered, as if through a surveillance camera (totalling 644) believed to be one of her final pieces. She passed away a few weeks after the show opened, which brings the show’s reasoning sharply into focus: even someone who was regarded as "super serious" can be very funny.


Review / 7 January 2026 / By: Anna Delving /

Review of Callum Eaton’s ‘What A Shit Show’ at Carl Kostyál

What A Shit Show at Carl Kostyál
11.12.2025 - 17.01.2026

Last year I planned to write something about Callum Eaton. About how his photorealistic and life-sized paintings of ATMs, vending machines, lift doors and telephone boxes (openings in public space) cleverly messed with our ideas of surface and impenetrability. I was going to write that his paintings render in paint what Lauren Berlant calls capitalism’s ‘cruel optimism’: the way that it repeatedly offers us up a faint hope of passage to freedom whilst keeping us sliding endlessly across its greasy surface. Using Berlant to comment on these paintings is superficial: but now is the time of surfaces.

Public space is dominated by adverts, locked doors and shiny cladding that reaches all the way to the pavement. London is a hermetically smooth surface with no cracks to squirm through. I thought his paintings were about desire and fantasy in capitalism – of openings that appear to allow us a way beyond them but are just more surfaces (saying nothing of openings in other people’s bodies!). I was going to argue that Eaton’s paintings spoke to the claustrophobia I feel when I look at the screens in Picadilly Circus, or the empty shells of houses behind green park.

I was going to write that I thought that his paintings were witty – that they tricked the rich people who bought them into staring at a depressing trap of their own making. Their easy commodification was part of the critique.

But Eaton’s latest show at Carl Kostyál trades in the cleverness of his previous work for banality. He’s still making photorealistic paintings, except now he has ditched openings in public space as his primary subject – seemingly in favour of relatable moments (a lime bike?) and things that lend themselves to being painted photorealistically (a crashed car, a fire extinguisher, a parking ticket). There is no denying that the paintings look good, Eaton does photorealism well, but instead of the angular constraints and clean lines of his previous work we now get a series of paintings depicting a benign jumble of crumpled and shiny objects that do little more than showcase his technical ability.
Gone are the formal restraints found in his earlier work to only paint rectangular openings in public space. Now he can paint anything you like (read: commision), on a canvas perfectly matching its shape. This comes off as a gimmick.

If I had to try to redeem these paintings, I might write that the invention of gimmicks is the substance of neo-liberal life and that Eaton makes fun of this repetitive cycle of newness. To argue this I would point to Rear View (2025), a painting in which a man looks through a rear-view mirror at a car crash he has just avoided, the only one featuring a person. The viewer is the guy in the car, the archetypal subject of late-stage capitalism, always just escaping disaster and gliding towards the next gleaming thing that grabs our affect. Surfaceness doesn't get to us as long as we keep on moving. On this reading Eaton implicates us in the neo-liberal game of constant newness as we move through the gallery from painting to painting looking for a meaning which isn't there.

But the gap between satirical invocation and mere reproduction of capitals machinations is narrow. The show’s title: ‘This is a shit show’ indicates that Eaton fears he is on the wrong side of it. It’s overcompensation gives away the fact that there is not a shit in sight, there is no actual difficulty or discomfort for us in consuming his paintings, no real moment of crisis - just its fantasy. This is a clean line of product, vacuum packed and ready to be shipped. It’s a difficult line to walk, to be fair, making something popular and commodifiable that critiques its own commodification. Eaton is on the wrong side of it here, pivoting from the wry unctuous critique to providing the slick, oily, capital required to grease the wheels of the endlessly self-ironising collector.

Unlike Gili Tal’s Leperello work at Terminal Projects for example, which successfully incorporates adverts found on London’s hoardings (walls around building developments) to mime superficiality without replicating it.


Review / 17 December 2025 / By: The Departed Tongue /

"Glasgow O Glasgow, Laboratory of Ideological Smearing."

Merlin Carpenter "David's Soul" at The Quality of Life Gallery

It’s a Saturday evening. I’ve just finished work, and I’ve got a pint in my hand. After staring at a kitchen sink for most of the day, I’m looking forward to seeing Merlin Carpenter’s solo show David’s Soul at the Quality of Life Gallery in Glasgow’s West End, which I hope is going to be more exciting. As I wait for a friend to arrive, I check the gallery's Instagram bio which reads: “We are the best gallery in London, we just happen to be somewhere else” - I’m still struggling to decide whether this serves as a diss to Glasgow or just another instance of the exhausting Londoner-in-Glasgow attitude.

There’s the occasional self-imposed belief that they are the first to discover the city, and then proceed to go on to explain to everyone, including Glaswegians, about why Glasgow is so great. Being a student at the GSA, I’m all too well accustomed with the unfortunate inevitability of shittily painted cans of Tennents lager or the shallow holiday maker, arts and crafts-esque work by some of the relocated students. Although knowing Merlin Carpenter for his constant ability to avoid being categorised by style or subject matter, I know this show will be far removed from the former. My friend arrives, and we look at Google Maps to plan our route to the flat in which the show is taking place, only to be shown that the gallery is on the same street as us. Perfect.

I overhear an American voice confirming that I was probably in the right place. Heading up to the top floor of the tenement flat we are greeted with a dram of whiskey in true Glasgow fashion. We enter the living room of gallery owner Richard Parry’s family home where four Mercedes-Benz dual suspension patronise the carpet. I'm quickly airdropped to 1990s Cologne with Kippenberger et al. Present. The steeds are lined up in the centre of the room, taking the form of either trophy horses or the swaggering cool kids in the school playground. I sat down against the wall and began to read the fifteen-page press release. Around halfway through, I look up and see musician and artist Joanne Robertson get told off for grabbing the handlebars, which made me giggle. I too was wondering how well these bikes could do a wheelie. The press release serves as some form of ancient manuscript regarding the mystifying history of the bikes, their conception, storage and eventual delivery to the living room of Richard Parry. To quote from the singing voice of a mouse who had eaten its way through the bike's brake cables in the barn where the work was stored:

“I'm truly sorry Man's dominion, Has broken Nature's social union, An' justifies that ill/
opinion, Which makes thee startle At me, thy poor, earth-born companion, An fellow-mortal!”

It feels only fitting for a press release of such length and esoteric nature to accompany Carpenter, who is also esoteric and lengthy in nature.

The bikes dominate the living room. It should feel like a salesroom of sorts, although Richard Parry's pastel blue walls mute that sterile feeling that we’re more used to experiencing. We can see Carpenter express his distrust for the art world as the bikes embody the flashy and cocky collector. Carpenter’s been known to criticise the art market before with his work, such as the painting slash performance The Opening (2007) at Reena Spaulings Fine Art in which he vandalised his own show, scrawling phrases like “DIE COLLECTOR SCUM” and “I LIKE CHRIS WOOL” across canvases. It’s quite clear that he struggles to come to terms with being a participant in the fried, shitty, circle-jerky viewing and buying domain that we all take part in. But, I think these themes become more apt when explored with less blatancy: in an obviously comsumer targeted, branded parternship, specialised object-artwork, like a mountain bike.

It seems as if I should have no connection to something as pointless or outwardly exorbitant as souped-up Benz bikes - I felt submissive to its glamorous and sharp aesthetics. They feel inescapable and ambiguous: similar to how BMW gatecrashes its way into high culture by sponsoring Art Basel. Something is troubling about seeing a non-art object collide into a high-end artefact, accompanied by the collective bewilderment of looking at eighty grand worth of bikes in someone else’s very nice living room. It’s here that Carpenter can engage us with his interests in Marxist Theory. I’m going to outline commodity fetishism again because it’s been long enough since our readership read theory.

The work references Marx’s theories on the transcendent value placed upon objects as they become commodities. This, in turn, disregards any value of labour required for the production of the objects. Carpenter presses this further as he re-authorises the readymade and, in turn, exploits the labour further, giving it a surplus of higher and more disillusioned value.

The pieces have previously been shown at Galerie Christian Nagel in 1999; Art Basel (2007) Kunstverein (2007). It's important to note this is the first time the work has been shown in almost 30 years. The white cube is becoming increasingly further from the status quo, and with that seems to come accessibility. Art is coming back into the hands of neighbours and being shown in kitchens, living rooms, old shops and basements.

Very few of us have reason or desire to go to Art Basel and turn on our bullshit sieve in the hope to see those one or two archive pieces we've been waiting for the IRL moment with. It’s exciting to start seeing more physically inaccessible art in less capitalised spaces. There's becoming a reduced us and them attitude regarding established and grassroots projects.


Review / 9 December 2025 / By: Liza Minelli / ½

"it's a fashion show, I think." Review of Bananna Karenina by The Pegram Collection and Alex Heard

A review of "Banana Karenina" by The Pegram Collection and Alex Heard, which took place on a bridge in Archway last month.

I have 5 minutes at home to change into a dress adequately chic enough to fit my role as fashion show attendee. I am going to Bananna Karenina, a “performance featuring 9 dresses,” which will be staged on Sussex Way bridge, a no-where landmark vaguely in Archway.
To hold a show in public is to trust in the participants to behave when the hierarchy between audience and artist is removed. If vulnerability was hiding behind the texts of another man, the cracks in the lo-fi setting made the whole thing feel unassuming and human.
The show is a collaboration between artist Alex Heard and designer Mack Pegram, aka. The Pegram Collection. Described on Instagram as a museum in Buckinghamshire, a place random enough to blend into the brown and grey mush of Somewhere in England.
I make it to the bridge, where I am greeted by a horde of familiar faces I hardly ever get to see this far north of the river. The bridge overlooks a train track and I feel pride at recognising the reference despite never having read the book. Anna Karenina (1876) is one of those books that is so solidly book it feels you should have read it, haven’t read it, but probably really, actually have read it. It is like the bible, or Pride and Prejudice (1813).. If the railway was once a symbol of the modernising forces of industry, we now find them to be slightly ruined, going on as if they didn’t know how to stop.
People are holding pieces of paper and I. I want to get my hands on one. I ask someone where they got theirs, and I am interrupted by a youthful man in a suit who runs around the corner and emerges with a sheet for me. He is one out of two bow-tied servers carrying trays of water and wine. The servers wear suits for the very reason I am wearing my chic attire: servers wear suits.
Swooning music starts to play out of a boombox to my left, quiet at first and then loud enough to recognise it isn’t accidental and that the show is starting. The first model appears across the bridge. She is wearing a long and shapeless white robe, plain except for lines of black text which become legible as she gets closer. A friend speaks into a microphone and recites the text on the dress.
First, the front. Then, after the model turns, the back.
Though
Kitty’s
Toilette,
coiffure
and
all
the preparations
for the
ball had cost her
a good deal of trouble
and planning..
The next 8 models come and go similarly. The text appears in bursts of differently sized clusters, varying in dramatic and comedic effect.
Simple, natural, graceful - and, at the same time - gay and animated..
The words, ripped out of Tolstoy’s novel, are ready-made statements which have miraculously been given legs to walk on. No longer sitting next to Tolstoy’s characters, they can stand for everything.I feel that some of them are descriptors of the models themselves. Sometimes two words are placed together in a way that makes me laugh or seems to represent some distant truth that I know about the world. Or that I have been told I know about the world, and what our story is about, and how things go wrong, and so forth.
The models are styled in regency-era themed accessories: feathered boater hats, a basket of apples, twigs and other pastoral trimmings. An English re-reading of the novel’s original Russian setting. It’s 3pm on a Sunday in November and the sun is beginning to set over the bridge. When the music cuts in between songs, it is replaced by the rustling in the trees, the sound of wind blowing hair into the models’ faces and the fabric of their gowns in and around their legs, making it hard for them to walk. When the models pause long enough over the bridge, things seem still and I am tricked into feeling like everything fits and makes sense.
Families, lime-bikers and stray pedestrians are forced to meander their way through the obstacle course of cameras, speakers, and the bodies of former and current art students. One man, who looks smart enough to stage his own show, or has maybe gotten lost on his way east to join the other old and hatted eccentrics of London, is asking what this is all about – “it's a fashion show, I think.” A woman walks and runs as close to the edge of the bridge as possible, hoping to disappear into the brick, but this only makes the fashion-art-audience giggle harder. Others stop and will stay till the very end.
A man is filming the whole thing on his iPhone camera. Gliding around models and audience, up and down the catwalk. I learn later that this is one man out of a collective behind the Instagram account @27b.6_. I have seen their wordless and voyeuristic portraits of pedestrians before. The camera lingering uncomfortably long till their subject(s) start to crack in a Warholian screen-test fashion. The account representative was invited by the artists themselves; though they may not have anticipated him stalking the catwalk as he did.
When a bright orange train of the London Overground passes the tracks and the models change back into their preferred city attire, a leftover bouffant hairstyle will be the only reminder that the audience has seen any art at all. We scurry back into London’s walls.

Introducing the press release is Nietzsche’s concept of eternal recurrence. A helplessly romantic push toward self-affirmation, it also stages life as an absurd play of recurring archetypes, charged with the history that shapes them. The collection pokes fun at the city’s self-seriousness and fashion’s obsession with the future. Clothes are read too quickly, identities too fixed. Designed away from the city, the garments return mischievous, repeating our absurd metropolitan codes, but askew.

Mack is selling t-shirts on the table at the post-show reception. People are trying on the various prints, trying to find one that will fit their vibe. G puts on a tank top printed with a big “It” and M is happy with hers because the question mark at the end of the sentence will poke out of her cardigan in a nice manner. If the lines of text imitated the nonsense of optometric eye-tests, we are failing hard. The alphabet is to us only nice looking shapes, decorating a white backdrop.
Coming away from the show, I realise that I am wearing a '60s-vibe top and that my outfit is awfully charged. My outfit is the beige lint roller of all of history before me, and my '60s top is a ball of hair caught in its sticky tape.


Review / 9 November 2025 / By: Marlon Brando / ½

Zoe Leonard's Display at Maxwell Graham

While thankfully less common than in Berlin, a city replete with smoothened, outsourced objects often mistakenly seen as the end of thoughtful conceptualism rather than as the product of a much lower common denominator—a Ringbahn-bound collective condition of smooth-brained apathetic “coolness”
conceptual art in New York can at times feel like a circle jerk for bisexual men whose flirtations with the same sex are limited to the moments of tantric, pseudointellectual foreplay they partake in at downtown openings.

At Maxwell Graham, a merely aesthetic or self-aggrandising relationship to conceptualism has always been out of the question. While some of the gallery’s roster admittedly does less for me than the work of, say, Hamishi Farah, Ser Serpas, Cameron Rowland, and Tiffany Sia, there is little of the juvenile “I only got into conceptual art through Joseph Beuys” sentiment one often intuits in small downtown galleries. In “Display,” Zoe Leonard’s new exhibition at Maxwell Graham, comprised of only six gelatin silver prints depicting armor housed in nondescript museum and institutional settings, thought—the foundation of good conceptual work—is refreshingly at the forefront.

Much like the cold, detached hubbub sustained by the aforementioned men who sour conceptualism’s current reputation, the objects pictured seem as if they should foreclose sensuality or eroticism altogether in the way they privilege the episteme. And they do. Ranging between 300 BC - 1600 in origins, each piece of armor, even with its voluptuous tassets and faulds, is obviously masculine, immediately neutralizing the knowledge of the erotic, an arguably feminine power that Audre Lorde famously described as being often “misnamed by men and used against women.” Repeat those same forms multiple times within the same sterile vitrines, compositions, or gallery walls without providing historical context, and that repetition amasses into something more monumental: critique.

This is what Leonard’s practice does best—looking, repeating, serialising, aggregating to the point that form, always bound to history, begins to speak for things that transcend history. In the case of “Display,” what first emerges from this continuity of forms spanning 2,000 years in origins is the tired persistence of patriarchal militancy and violence throughout the history of the West—a fact that can be condensed into everything from the objects themselves, such as the muscle cuirass of the Romans and Greeks or the plate armor of the Middle Ages and Renaissance, to the rationalizing containers, such as the ethnographic, imperial museum vitrine, that precipitate their initial formation and absolve the sins that lie in their wake.

Leonard may share convictions with the mechanised, lens-based approach of the Düsseldorf Becher School, but her work is ultimately more aligned with the libidinal sleight of hand wielded by fellow queer conceptualists emerging in the late 20th century, e.g. Felix Gonzalez-Torres, David Wojnarowicz, Glenn Ligon, than any photography movement or school. Hence, the desire that still bursts out from “Display,” some of her most acerbically mundane work yet.

This rupture is concentrated in one photograph, Display IX (1994/2025), displayed on the wall directly behind the viewer as they descend the stairs to the main gallery dedicated entirely to photographs of garments used in war and feudal contexts. Having been initially confronted with images of statesque armour, frozen in mechanical movement, repeated, doubled, and pictured ever so slightly differently to the point that their historical idiosyncrasies are rendered moot, the act of turning around and seeing the broken ab-laden torso of a broken muscle cuirass depicted in Display IX (1994/2025) wrests the most powerful element from repetition’s grasp—difference. And with it, desire floods the scene, too.

This is hardly the same libidinal or auratic territory underlying Leonard’s 1992 text declaration on the occasion of Eileen Myles’ presidential bid that she wants a “dyke for president,” nor the critical erotics lingering in her early 1990s images of chastity belts, lifted skirts, anatomical models, and the Niagara Falls, or her late 90s images of urban trees breaking through the fences meant to enclose them. Indeed, the desire occasioned by the image of the broken muscle cuirass is more memetic and pornographic than it is erotic. After all, Display IX is still a picture of an object of war.

However, it is precisely because it resides in that unspeakable zone wherein war and desire commingle, that the image also tests the very bounds of acceptable desire, sex, and discursive practices—an equally abstract and material dynamic from which queerness emerges. Keeping with the photographer’s past work, this desire is not only theoretically gay, but empathetically so, in no small part because it immediately evokes the visual schema of Grindr, where one is most likely to stumble upon a naked, cropped, floating male torso today.

But surely one cannot outwardly express gay desire upon seeing the cuirass without entirely betraying Leonard’s searing critique? Leonard’s work somehow convinces me that both positions—the anti-war critic and the shamefully desiring subject—can be held at the same time, however delusionally. After all, the desire that breaks through this particular dusty vitrine is ruled neither by eros, nor agape, nor philia. It seeks release neither through sacrifice nor mutual destruction but instead mistakes the momentary mania of visual possession and pornographic arrest with the inexhaustible wells of the haptic and the erotic.

The cuirass, a form de-eroticised upon its moulded excision from the human body, already reached the artist broken and caged. She furthered this deadening process by capturing the fragment in black and white, transforming it into a fetishistic spoil of history in much the same way that ethnography, the progeny of empire pictured throughout “Display,” has historically relied on violent acts of photographic capture to fix culture as a fetish object as a means to keep it, study it, exploit it, be turned on by it, degrade it, and eventually dispose of it.

Like Bilderatlas Mnemosyne (1924-), Aby Warburg’s unfinished project tracking the recurrence of classical images, gestures, and motifs across the history of Western art, Zoe Leonard’s practice often directs our gazes to histories that lie anywhere but the past. In “Display,” she pushes this to discomfiting ends, probing the psychosexual undercurrents of masculinist projects like war and questioning the latent biopolitical violence in 21st-century digital cruising (See the NYPD’s recent usage of Sniffies as a means to track and arrest cruisers at Penn Station) and the torso-directed desires it inculcates in viewers such as myself at even the most inopportune, or dare I say inappropriate, moments. At Maxwell Graham, the conceptual photographer first presents us with this sharp, Warburgian account of antiquity’s violent, pornographic “afterlife.” Then, she shatters things over our heads.


Review / 22 October 2025 / By: Tamara Trauermarsch / ½

Nan Goldin Panorama Bar “This Will Not End Well” Pirelli Hangar Bicocca, Milan

Nightmare tents rotation

While in London Marina Abramovic is placed in the gallery-as-rave, Tamara Trauermarsch find that in Milan they put Nan Goldin in an airplane hanger, like a can of Bud Light in a 2000s HBO show.

From the raw intimacy of The Ballad of Sexual Dependency (1981) and the celebratory portraits of trans identity in The Other Side (1992), to the haunting memories of Sisters, Saints, Sibyls (2004) and the childlike melancholy of Fire Leap (2010), each piece builds a fragmented autobiography of survival and loss. Later works such as Memory Lost (2019) and Sirens (2019) plunge into addiction and ecstasy, while her most recent You Never Did Anything Wrong (2024) and Stendhal Syndrome (2024) expand Goldin’s vision toward mythology, abstraction, and the eternal cycles of life and death.

That didn't end well.

What we certainly weren’t craving in Milan was yet another slideshow of Nan Goldin’s portfolio. This format applied to her work is now as tasteful as that piece of Brooklyn gum you've chewed for ten minutes. Please note that, in this case, that piece of gum has been passed from mouth to mouth for at least 20 years. Terrifying.

In the same way I ask myself what was I expecting by having sex with a man on the first date, I wonder about my expectations when, at the entrance of the exhibition, the staff asked me to cover my phone's camera with a branded sticker. Was I in seek of a feeling? Was I supposed to walk around feeling proud to have been there? I don’t identify as a third-grader grappling with his first bruises and sexual experiences.

At that point, I wished the stickers were 'egg shell', so that the core of the exhibition would have been seeing everyone walking around scrubbing their phones camera covers like a desperate with a scratch card.

Unfortunately, I didn’t get a second date and neither the satisfaction of a single broken eggshell. Both cases, I got a waste of time.

Worried that the exhibition could have been too lukewarm, they designed a route where every series of photographs was enclosed in a huge felt tent. There were at least seven different ones, each in a different colour and with a different soundtrack. They all had one thing in common though: the heat was nearly deadly and only acceptable if the purpose was to host the naked and afraid in the dead of winter. Even though the most naked and afraid probably couldn't have stand the environment either, and I'm not talking about the temperature.

The show's subtitle should’ve been 'Nightmare tents rotation': who on earth feels the need on a weekday afternoon to be trapped in a tiny, dark, sweaty space with tons of art workers? For Christ.

And anyway, Nan’s crusade finding refuge inside Pirelli Hangar is like hosting a punk funeral inside the Vatican.

The irony burns brighter than the spotlights sweating on those felt walls. Watching rebellion get institutionalised never gets any less obscene.

They love to define this kind of exhibitions “dialogue”. Sure, if by dialogue they mean a pointless monologue echoing through a cathedral of good intentions where the staff whisper about activism as if it’s an artisanal cheese: rare, pungent, perfectly aged for the website’s palette. I wonder if the real performance were the enthusiasts cosplaying empathy, in the need to look radical while staying perfectly respectable like a banker in fishnets, or an terrorist with a press release.

And the crowd applauds, amazed that despite being the size of an airplane hanger: the exhibition was conveniently tote-bag sized.

Apart from that, the last stop of this hour of slaloming Berghain-esquely through alt kids and uncool adults was the only one worth it. And that's probably why I couldn't see anything from how crowded it was. Welcome to Panorama Bar.

For those unaware, the infamous Berlin’s club is the happy alternative: they'll make you cover the camera anyway but you get drugs and can fuck behind the corners.

Pick - A - Boo!


Review / 29 October 2025 / By: Al R. Sawit /

"We experienced complete context collapse on Henry St" Review of Q3, Alyssa Davis Gallery and Problem Child Advisory, NYC

Q3 Curated by ProblemChild Advisory

September 4 - October 19, 2025

Albert R. Sawit takes us on a journey through "Q-3", an exhibition curated by Problem Child Advisory - another psychologically tortured and semi-autonomous guerrilla art Instagram page - and Alyssa Davis Gallery, the renowned nomadic downtown gallery that’s been curating shows with chic posters since 2016. “Q-3” is a reference to the third quarter of the fiscal year, paired with a selection of artworks whose summary could be described as "post-internet" and "girl-art", "digital grotesquerie" and “machinic fetishistic art akin to transformer toys”. Together, they generate an exhibition geared unabashedly toward Silicon Valley cash flow. Digital solutions to real art world problems!

Featuring work by Diego Gabaldon, Kyle Gallagher, Nina Hartmann, Leif Jones, Gyae Kim, Danka Latorre, Jack Lawler, Sean David Morgan, In June Park and Cameron Spratley

We experienced complete context collapse on Henry St. My father and I, like many of the others assembled on the sidewalk for Q3, had attended the Armoury Art Fair beforehand. By the time an ‘art world enthusiast’ arrives at the exhibition, they have probably seen close to 100 small shows in the form of individual booths dotted across several fairs. Perhaps a few more cohesive openings in Tribeca or Chinatown.

It would be safe to say these viewers have encountered 500 works of art, easily destroying any strong or certain idea about what world we exist in by the time we got to the show. Outside of Q-3, there was a different kind of crowd - dirtier and younger – some kids blowing smoke across the sidewalk, baseball caps with frayed edges – more cargo pant pockets than I care to recall – and the kind of Chinatown glitter that sees rhinestones all over everything – hats, tees, and teeth. Who is Problem Child Advisory? A seemingly ownerless, Instagram-centric sort of whose-who type of visual storytelling-based insights on art, whose niche (or populist) selection of internet artists draws an above-average crowd.

The first thing to grab my attention was a picture frame that looked like it had been made in an auto body shop, Diego Galbadon’s SPEEDFRAME (1,2, and 3) 2025 series. It was as if the people who made the car from Speed Racer had a side hustle in framing. Macho-centric, jacked-up accelerationist framing that appeals to both the consumer critical CSM graduate and the technocrat. Galbadon’s obsession with sport as ritual is reflected in the gargantuan architecture of his framing device, like a baroque baldachino.

I was moving a bit too quickly to actually stop in my tracks, but I did take a picture. Upon further inspection of the image, I realised it was a soccer game – or a rendering of one, with the words "DARE TO DO" spelt out by the fans in the crowd. It was a commentary on the sports industrial complex: the commemorative cups, the scarves, the sea of inevitable merch that comes with being at the top of your ‘field’. The most important part of this deluge of liquid merch is the container that holds it all together - a stadium. Like the football stadiums that accompany the most notable empires, the frame becomes this celebration of the work inside, a protector, a reminder, but most importantly, an indicator of value. V Q3.

The next attention grabber was a furless, silicone deer, covered in overlapping tattoos. Leif Jones, Bed Bugs Cure Laziness (Deer 1) 2025. A work which also appears on the cryptic Instagram account of its maker @leifffffffffffffffffffffff. The tattooed skin recalls a bad stick and poke given by friends - the sort of Instagram grid post to go triple platinum on drainer feeds.

The last work I’ll bring up is a painting I liked because of its transparency and honesty. Sleight of Hand 2025 by the artist In June Park. It was a simple airburst image of a few handshakes occurring simultaneously; it stood out as a reminder of forced exchanges. The art world is for rich white people – it is their playground, and we are all just here because of their ego. No matter how much we stylise or abstract the narrative, at the end of the day, the art world is about creating capital and moving it through various systems so it can accumulate value. Sleight of Hand alludes to the vectors of financial manipulation, but to its formal qualities: slight blurring, JPEG light texture, creating an impression of artists' increasing freedom through digitality.

All of the works in Q-3 can be categorized as "Net Art" - Problem Child Advisory surpasses the traditional gallery system - in a way - by sourcing artists outside of the network, defying the brick and mortar space, Sam Altman style. The works speak to each other through unfiltered internet language - this isn’t super flat - or digitality prematurely re-packaged as a movement, these are, and I quote, a purportedly “anti-establishment” and “anti-gate-kept” forms of art making.

Does this mean that if you see a work on the Problem Child Advisory Instagram, and like it, you can just purchase from the artist directly? Curating in works such as Sleight of Hand (2025) suggests that cutting out the middleman might be welcomed by the page. Would love to know if this is actually the case. Slide in our DM'S.


Review / 9 October 2025 / By: Maria Juana /

"Just Another Night On The Cutting Edge" Review of Marina Abramovich Rave @ Saatchi Yates

Correspondent Maria Juana dives into the "Saatchi Yates Rave", or the concept-store gallery's venture into the London underground. Marina gained acclaim for her psychologically terrorising performance art about state oppression, and now she's in the same line up as Fake Mink. If not exactly a net good, the event leant toward the absurd rather than the abyssal. God bless the dichotomy.

In London you either die a hero, or live long enough to put on an event. It seems that upon her return to the city, Marina Abramović has met the same fate. To initiate Saatchi Yates into her exhibiting repertoire, the help of the infamous, London-based collective Virus was enlisted. With its tenuous links to clubby acts on both sides of the Atlantic, I can't deny that my interest was piqued.

Marina is the kind of person I'll always have a soft spot for. Like an ex, or the celebrity crush of my teen years. Nothing awful they might do could ever truly negate how they once made me feel. I stood by her when she attempted to 'raise the vibration of Glastonbury' and consequently 'heal the world' in a custom Riccardo Tisci dress, and if these DJ rumours were true, fuck it, I'll stand by her now.

As my best friend aptly pointed out, we were witnessing "mixed-levels of swag." The well-to-do fashion kids stood in stark contrast with the abundance of quote-unquote 'normies.' Quirked-up women in their 40s and suited blokes in their late 30s lined up right alongside the London ravers and people who- if you squinted hard enough- had an instagram that hovered next to them like a ghostly and well-followed child. In fact, the whole night could have been Phillipa Snow's Trophy Lives: On the Celebrity as Art Object, adapted for a kinaesthetic learner.

As the night grew closer, the plot thinnened. There was still no lineup to be seen. Anyway: a black cab rolled up, and out stepped Marina herself. As the groups of shaggy-haired boys thrashed their not-so-quirky locks into a frenzy, I felt in the flattening flash of a fit pic, a not-quite-profound levelling of worlds.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't have fun - even if Marina didn't end up making her DJ debut. That said, rumours of Lady Gaga's presence in the collectors' room replenished the intrigue. As 11pm hit the clock and the normies dissipated, the real freaks could come out (and listen to LV Sandals). Just another night being on the cutting edge, I guess.

Actually though, the music was really good. The lineup justified itself, Wraith9, Mechatok and Charlie Osbourne tore. Free WhiteClaw on tap gave brief respite from the £16 doubles I'd drunkenly spent. And as I'd so desperately prayed, Marina's aura was left intact.

It’s not hard to see why the PR team took this particular route, as plastic surgery and culture-at-large bring Charli XCX and Abramovic closer and closer together. It makes sense in the meme-marketing landscape that has been cooked up in coked-out Shoreditch new-builds over the last few years. If the intention was to entice the younger ‘alt’ crowd into buying shit from Saatchi Yates, I think that falls flat - especially since some miscreant (allegedly) robbed one of the £1.8k prints. It becomes part of their larger project of art-as-clout-proximity/socially-mediated experience that the gallery are pushing through their buy-in membership system.

According to my elementary calculations, this exhibition would see a gross profit of £2.16m. This largely mystified night kicked off a mega-sale of her works- with 600 blue stills and 600 red stills up for grabs. It's a huge chunk of change to try and make in one go. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ll know there’s a 2008-style financial bubble about to burst. From an outside financial perspective, it seems like Saatchi Yates’ diversification through their infamous membership scheme needs some interim revenue-smoothing. It’s typical crypto-mentality, applied to pop-culture: buy low and sell high. And get out before the bubble bursts.