"If You're Gonna Paint Spiderman Getting His Dick Sucked" Review of Revolve @ Market Street Gallery, NYC

Directly lifted from the press release:

"Reclaiming space,”
“a tribute to New York's layered art ecology,”
“a statement of presence”.

There is a reason why the press release reads as horribly as it does, and that's due to a majority of the works falling short of aligning themselves with any of the aforementioned phrases. Perhaps due to the emptiness of these phrases (used ad-infinitum) in today’s art-speak lingo.

I’ll give credit where it’s due, work by artists like Amanda Ba, Cannibal (2025), Tucker Van der Wyden Spiral 3 (2024), Eli Tamarkin Girls (2024), Kembra Pfahler Wall of Vagina II (2004/2018), Aramando Nin, Maggie Lee, Sassy (2024) - great.

Obviously, you throw the New York kids a bone with works from Dash Snow, Young Men with a Future (2007) and Mike Kelley, Extra Curricular Activity Project Reconstruction (2004-5). Predictable.

Yet, unfortunately, if you have also watched this show via an Instagram story post and decide to see the works in person, you’ll walk away with an appreciation of perhaps a few names, but mostly an appreciation for art that is not on display at Market Street.

It’s a predictable show with predictable work, and if you were going to paint Spider-Man getting his dick sucked, at least spare oil paint and use acrylic.

A lot of these works play into the aspect of a “storefront spectacle” as the gallery describes, so much so that Revolve reads more as a “pop-up” store than an exhibition. The works inside are akin to the miscellaneous, mass-produced items for sale in American Candy stores and Soho tourist traps: their bright, eye-catching colours admonish viewers for their short attention span.

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